Oh NO! I Was Bitten by a Zombie. What Should I Do?

Face it, sometimes real life can be scarier than fiction. If you find yourself in a zombie apocalypse and are bitten by a zombie, the situation seems dire indeed. But before you panic and reach for your trigger (preferably a big one), let's take a deep breath and go through the necessary steps.

Initial Measures for Survival

Upon being bitten, your first reaction might be to reach for the nearest Bactine spray. It’s a common first-aid measure, and although it might not be enough, it can help with the initial discomfort. However, there’s a little-known fact to consider: the bite from a zombie can be much more than just skin-deep. Infection is a significant concern.

Here’s what to do next:

Assess the Bite: First and foremost, take a moment to assess the severity of the bite. If you hear a gurgling sound, it’s probably not just a bite; it could be a zombie bite. Don't waste time—it's crucial to address it quickly. Immediate First Aid: Use any available antiseptic to clean the wound. Hygiene is key in preventing infection. Seek Medical Attention: As soon as possible, see your physician. They might be able to provide more specific and potent antiseptics or prescribe antibiotics to prevent infection. Consider Vaccinations: Given the current scenario, getting the necessary vaccinations (like rabies) is extremely important. Vaccinations can save your life.

The Prognosis and Options

If the bite is on an appendage, the rule from the hit TV series 'The Walking Dead' is clear: the infected limb must be amputated as soon as possible to prevent the virus from spreading to the rest of your body. However, this might not always be practical. If the bite is on a vital part of the body like the torso or if amputation is not an option, the situation is critical, and you need to take drastic action.

Self-Preservation

In a world overrun by zombies, if you feel you are not in a position to fight the infection or even a potential reanimation, consider the following options:

Immediate Termination: If you have access to a weapon, taking your own life might be the most humane option. It can prevent you from becoming a threat to others and potentially avoiding a painful and undesired reanimation. Preventive Measures: If you don't have a weapon, seek a safe and high point to jump from, aiming to land on your head to minimize damage. This is a desperate measure but preferable to becoming a zombie.

A Call for Public Awareness

While the zombie apocalypse might seem like a fantasy, let’s not forget that preparedness and awareness are crucial. Go out and make yourself seen in public. Get your vaccinations, and stay informed about the latest survival tips. Spread the word through social media, forums, and local groups.

Remember, the zombie life might seem tempting, but life as we know it is worth protecting. Stay safe, stay informed, and keep your survival instincts sharp.

Conclusion

The world of zombies may be fictional, but the lessons it teaches are all too real. Whether you choose to fight or flee, taking the right steps can make all the difference. So, dear readers, whether you’re bitten or not, stay vigilant and stay alive.